This describes me perfectly and I'm hoping you can relate! This would be a great little sign to put anywhere that you (or anyone for that matter) need a laugh!
A classic black and white wooden box sign featuring a distressed "I do not have ducks, I do not have a row, I have squirrels, and they are at a rave" sentiment. Easy to hang or can free-stand alone.
Size: 4" x 4" x 1.75"